About Mabel

Mabel is fed mostly a diet of salmon products and fruit/organic products

Yes

As of now her favorite activities include watching old movies with dad, monitoring the back yard with mom, going on runs with her brother Cullen, and roaming the town at night with Quinn looking for copper and other valuable metals to steal. 

The audio of Bill Clinton claiming "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

While she appears to be a pure German Shepard at first glance, this little lady is actually a combination of three breeds. According to a DNA test performed on the pooch, she is half German Shepard and a 50/50 mix of Australian Shepherd and Norwegian Elkhound. Due to one of her parents being a pure German Shepard she most resembles a female of that breed however there are tell tale signs of the other laten breeds in her lovely appearance. Based on the phenotypes of her less dominant breeds it is clear to see that her floppy ears come from the Australian Shepherd DNA, while the prominent neck fur, resembling a Victorian era Ruff collar, can be attributed to the Norwegian Elkhound DNA. For a more comprehensive breakdown you can download the DNA results as a PDF from the section above FAQs. 

While the answer to this remains unknown there is little doubt that the cold calculated malice that lies barely latent behind her soulless eyes suggests not only a capability, but a desire. 

But I mean she seems to really like Gumby.

Based on what we can tell she's about two years old so please scroll up and view our countdown to her birthday!!!!!!

Not only does she know but she is sworn to secrecy to keep the money safe until he comes back out of hiding.... Mitch McConnell 

As of now we have reason to believe that when interacting with people she is the sweetest little doggie to ever exist and has yet to resist a Rub, Treat, or Hug. She has been excited to meet the young children who she has interacted with thus forth and has showed no abject animosity to humans.

He was in Dallas Texas serving as a police dog tasked with detecting weapons, he may have fucked up.... Jury's still out

So far she seems like the roughhousing type so we try and keep her away from other dogs but she has been improving significantly and maybe be able to interact with other dogs soon, provided her parole officer allows her time in the workyard.

Of course she does!

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Rock and Roll

As of now she has failed to meaningfully interact with the variety of toys provided to her with the exception of a singular gumby who she seems to enjoy the company of and moves around quite actively.

Immediately desicate the corpses surrounding her gaining another 4 years of life and power for each corpse whose blood she feasts upon eventually becoming an ambivalent and remorseless deity of immense power eventually consuming all light in the perceivable universe until she alone is left as a singularity. Then, and only then, will she subside and basque in the glory of the infinite nothingness she has wrought. 

Or that was just the nuke bell and Ol' Vladimir finally dusted what remains of the "greatest country on earth"

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